Cape Fear Trail # 382

When:

Saturday, July 3, 2021 at 2:00 pm. That’s 1400 for you military types.

Who – Hares:

Cunt Castle: The Shot Destroyer

Where:

206 Tree Hill Lane, Hubert, NC

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Notes:

Celebrate ‘Murica and Goldi’s birthday with some hashy Olympics. You might get a little damp, so wear a bathing suit or bring a change of clothes. Wear your red, white and blue. Two kegs and dinner provided.

Why:

Because hashing… and beer! And birthdays! And America!

• To promote physical fitness among our members
• To get rid of weekend hangovers
• To acquire a good thirst and to satisfy it in beer
• To persuade the older members that they are not as old as they feel

What to Bring: 

$5 hash cash, red-white-and-blue attire, a drinking vessel to obtain beer from the kegs, towel, virgins, whistle, sunscreen, spare liver, dry clothes, hand sanitizer, boy toys, more virgins, dry shoes, your appetite, etc.

On-After:

206 Tree Hill Lane, a.k.a. Semen’s House of Ill Repute