Cape Fear Trail # 382 When: Saturday, July 3, 2021 at 2:00 pm. That’s 1400 for you military types. Who – Hares: Cunt Castle: The Shot Destroyer Where: 206 Tree Hill Lane, Hubert, NC Google Map Notes: Celebrate ‘Murica and Goldi’s birthday with some hashy Olympics. You might get a little damp, so wear a bathing suit or bring […]

What: Cape Fear Trail # 381.69 – Humpty’s Birthday Kayak Trail When: Saturday, June 26, 2021 at 2:00 pm. That’s 1400 for you military types. Who – Hares: Humpty and TOT Where: River Road Park, 6500 River Rd, Wilmington, NC Google Map Notes: Kayak trail for Humpty! Bring your kayak, SUP, or canoe and your PFD. Also bring a […]

What: Cape Fear Trail # 381.5 – PF’s Birthday When: Saturday, June 19, 2021 at 2:00 pm. That’s 1400 for you military types. Who – Hares: Don’t Ask, Don’t Touch My Pu$$y(Foot) Where: Chateau de Foot, 7620 Champlain Drive, Wilmington, NC 28412 Google Map Notes: B-day party for PussyFoot’s 35th trip around the sun! Yard parkers only pull in […]

What: Cape Fear Trail # 381 – Pride Trail When: Saturday, June 12, 2021 at 2:00 pm. That’s 1400 for you military types. Who – Hares: Bear Force One, Bye Fellatio, and TOT Where: Rusty Nail, 1310 S 5th Ave #6260, Wilmington, NC. Google Map Notes: It’s time for PRIDE!!! Come dressed in your best rainbow attire. Bring your […]