Humpty’s Birthday Kayak Trail #381.69


Cape Fear Trail # 381.69 – Humpty’s Birthday Kayak Trail


Saturday, June 26, 2021 at 2:00 pm. That’s 1400 for you military types.

Who – Hares:

Humpty and TOT


River Road Park, 6500 River Rd, Wilmington, NC

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Kayak trail for Humpty! Bring your kayak, SUP, or canoe and your PFD. Also bring a personal mini-cooler to load up with hash beers/waters for the day. Personal Floatation Devices (i.e., life jackets) are required to be on board your vessel by Coast Guard rules. You don’t have to wear it, but you have to have it – so if you die it’s not our fault.


Because hashing… and beer!

  • To promote physical fitness among our members
  • To get rid of weekend hangovers
  • To acquire a good thirst and to satisfy it in beer
  • To persuade the older members that they are not as old as they feel

What to Bring: 

$5 hash cash, kayak or other human-powered boat, a drinking vessel, PFD, virgins, whistle, sunscreen, spare liver, dry bag for your phone, hand sanitizer, boy toys, a spare PFD, change of clothes, dry shoes, etc.