Cape Fear H3 Trail # 524 When: Saturday, July 4th at 2:00 p.m. That’s 1400 for you military types. Where: Bear & Bye’s House 148 Whipporwill Lane, Wilmington, NC, 28409 Who – Hares: Bear Force, Bye Fellatio, Pepe Le Poo Dog Friendly? No! Notes: The year of America’s 250th birthday should be something everyone can celebrate, but unfortunately, we […]

Cape Fear H3 Trail # 523 When: Saturday, June 20th at 2:00 p.m. That’s 1400 for you military types. Where: Rices Creek Boat Ramp, 797 Gordon Lewis Dr SE, Winnabow, NC 28479 Who – Hares: Photo Spread Dog Friendly? No! Notes: Kayaking on placid, shaded waterways! Bring your kayak, canoe, SUP, or other floating-paddling vessel. Must have a PFD […]

Cape Fear H3 Trail # 522 When: Saturday, May 30th at 2:00 p.m. That’s 1400 for you military types. Where: The Rusty Nail Who – Hares: Bear Force One, Bye Fellatio & Pepe Le Poo Dog Friendly? Yaassss! Notes: IT’S PRIDE MONTH SO GUESS WHAT IT’S TIME FOR PRIDE TRAIL TIME, BABY! Bring your gayest, brightest, most undeniably fagulosciousest […]

Cape Fear H3 Trail # 521 When: Saturday, May 30th at 2:00 p.m. That’s 1400 for you military types. Where: Spongy & Kitty’s House 159 Harrison Creek Rd, Hampstead, NC Who – Hares: Spongy & Kitty Dog Friendly? Not this time. Maybe next one. Notes: Cum one, cum all! This weekend, it’s time for the competition that will separate […]

Cape Fear H3 Trail # 520 When: Saturday, May 16th at 2:00 p.m. That’s 1400 for you military types. Where: Good Hops – 811 Harper Ave, Carolina Beach, NC 28428 Who – Hares: Just Kelly Dog Friendly? No!! Notes: Just Kelly’s taking us on a Carolina Beach Adventure! Cool! Hope everybody’s got their tetanus shots! Why : Because hashing, and […]

When: Saturday, May 2nd at 2:00 p.m. That’s 1400 for you military types. Where: Anne McRary Park Who – Hares: Pepe Le Poo & Ho Rae Mi Dog Friendly? Yes!! Notes: We’re so bad. So naughty. Let’s boots the house down Charli XCX 360 snatch my wig about it. Why : Because hashing, and beer! What to Bring: Usual hashing […]

When: Saturday, April 18th at 2:00 p.m. That’s 1400 for you military types. Where: Davis Creek Park Who – Hares: Bear Force & Spongy Dog Friendly? No… unless they can swimm… Notes: Spring hath sprung, and nobody signed up to hare, so guess what? We’re kayakin! Suckers! Why : Because hashing, and beer! What to Bring: A kayak or other […]

When: Saturday, April 4th at 2:00 p.m. That’s 1400 for you military types. Where: Chez Rod & Vine 403 Noble Ave. Wilmington NC 28405 Who – Hares: Rodney Qween & 3rd Vine Dog Friendly? Yes! Leash friendly shiggy. Notes: Let’s ring in the spring by helping Rondey & Vine get rid of the leftovers from their housewarming party! And […]

When: Saturday, March 21st at 2:00 p.m. That’s 1400 for you military types. Where: Smith Creek Park Who – Hares: Mis-Man Dog Friendly? Yes! Leash friendly shiggy. Notes: Mis-Man is collectively haring a trail! No hash cash required! Only blood! And virgins if you got em! Why : Because hashing, and beer! What to Bring: You 🙂 Hi Virgins? On-After: […]

When: Saturday, March 7th at 2:00 p.m. That’s 1400 for you military types. Where: Photo’s Spread: 2094 Old Mill Creek Rd SE, Winnabow Who – Hares: Photo Spread Dog Friendly? Yes! Leash friendly shiggy. Notes: Swamps, rednecks, woods, and dogs – sounds like a good time to me! Bring your pups (as long as they don’t eat my roosters), […]