Cape Fear H3 Trail # 531 When: Saturday, September 19th @ 2:00 p.m.. That’s 1400 for you military types. Where: The Lazy Pirate in Carolina Beach, NC. Who – Hares: Bear Force 1 Dog Friendly? Yass! Notes: Can ye walk like a pirate? Can ye r*n like a pirate? Can ye drink like a pirate? […]

Cape Fear H3 Trail # 530 When: Saturday, September 5th @ 2:00 p.m.. That’s 1400 for you military types. Where: Brewer’s Kettle Who – Hares: Kant Fucky & Lotta Cock Dog Friendly? Yass! Notes: DISCLAIMER: “Fuck dem kids” in a “breeders are losers” sense. The only note these hares had for me was “Must be […]

Cape Fear H3 Trail # 529 When: Saturday, August 29th @ 2:00 p.m.. That’s 1400 for you military types. Where: Spongy & Kitty’s House 159 Harrison Creek Rd, Hampstead, NC Who – Hares: Spongy & Kitty Dog Friendly? Depends! Dogs are welcome but must be secured somehow so they don’t mess with the game! Notes: […]

Cape Fear H3 Trail # 528 When: Saturday, August 22nd @ 2:00 p.m.. That’s 1400 for you military types. Where: The Good Lie Who – Hares: CFH3 Mis-Man Dog Friendly? Yass! Notes: God said fuck your campout (again) so we’re pivoting to a pre-Sloshball social / drinking practice at the Good Lie minigolf bar downtown. […]

Cape Fear H3 Trail # 528 When: Saturday, August 22nd thru Sunday, August 23rd Launch time ~11:00 a.m. – 12:00 p.m. on Saturday Where: River Road Park Who – Hares: CFH3 Mis-Man Dog Friendly? No! Notes: Unfortunately, Mother Nature said fuck your island campout that you carefully planned several months in advance! But ya can’t […]

Cape Fear H3 Trail # 527 When: Saturday, August 1st at 2:00 p.m. That’s 1400 for you military types. Where: Dram Tree Tavern Dram Tree Tavern, 1806 Washington St, Wilmington, NC 28401 Who – Hares: Photo and/or short straw Dog Friendly? Maybe Notes: The few lonely wankers who aren’t going to a fun campout will gather at Dram Tree […]

Cape Fear H3 Trail # 525 When: Saturday, July 18th at 1:00 p.m. That’s 1300 for you military types. Where: River Road Park River Road Park Who – Hares: SpongeBath SquarePants Dog Friendly? No! Notes: Note the time is 1 pm!! Peg Island Campout is only 1 week away and we haven’t seen it since last year. This is […]

Cape Fear H3 Trail # 524 When: Saturday, July 4th at 2:00 p.m. That’s 1400 for you military types. Where: Bear & Bye’s House 148 Whipporwill Lane, Wilmington, NC, 28409 Who – Hares: Bear Force, Bye Fellatio, Pepe Le Poo Dog Friendly? No! Notes: The year of America’s 250th birthday should be something everyone can celebrate, but unfortunately, we […]

Cape Fear H3 Trail # 523 When: Saturday, June 20th at 2:00 p.m. That’s 1400 for you military types. Where: Rices Creek Boat Ramp, 797 Gordon Lewis Dr SE, Winnabow, NC 28479 Who – Hares: Photo Spread Dog Friendly? No! Notes: Kayaking on placid, shaded waterways! Bring your kayak, canoe, SUP, or other floating-paddling vessel. Must have a PFD […]

Cape Fear H3 Trail # 522 When: Saturday, May 30th at 2:00 p.m. That’s 1400 for you military types. Where: The Rusty Nail Who – Hares: Bear Force One, Bye Fellatio & Pepe Le Poo Dog Friendly? Yaassss! Notes: IT’S PRIDE MONTH SO GUESS WHAT IT’S TIME FOR PRIDE TRAIL TIME, BABY! Bring your gayest, brightest, most undeniably fagulosciousest […]