Cape Fear Trail # 437 When: Saturday, June 3, 2023 at 2:00 pm. That’s 1400 for you military types. Who – Hares: Bear Force 1 and Bye Fellatio Where: Rusty Nail, 1310 S 5th Ave #6260, Wilmington, NC 28401 Google Map Notes: Come out ready to show your PRIDE at Cape Fear’s charity pub crawl!!! Wear your rainbows and […]

Cape Fear Trail # 436 When: Saturday, May 20, 2023 at 2:00 pm. That’s 1400 for you military types. Who – Hares: TOT and The Snatch Where: Parking lot for a newly-constructed-not-yet-open community pool at 34.188084, -78.013910 in your favorite mapping software. It’s on Mallory Creek Drive in Leland near Paramount Point. Google Map Notes: Shiggy! Bugs! Maybe dirt! […]

Cape Fear Trail # 435 When: Saturday, May 6, 2023 at 2:00 pm. That’s 1400 for you military types. Who – Hares: Photo Spread Where: Former Sun Trust/Truist bank building at 5201 S. College Rd, Wilmington. Park towards the back on the side closest to Novant Health. Google Map Notes: No one volunteered to hare, so you get Another […]

Cape Fear Trail # 434 – 5th Saturday Social When: Saturday, April 29, 2023 at 2:00 pm. That’s 1400 for you military types. Who – Hares: Cape Fear Roller Derby Where: YMCA Ogden Activity Center, 7207 Ogden Business Lane, Wilmington, NC Google Map Notes: https://cfrdwilmywoodstock.brownpapertickets.com/ for advance tickets. https://www.facebook.com/events/6353732017972563 for more info Doors Open at 2pmMixer team one warm-up […]

Cape Fear Trail # 433 When: Saturday, April 15, 2023 at 2:00 pm. That’s 1400 for you military types. Who – Hares: Charlie’s Anal HMR and Dick Flick Where: Smith Creek Park, 633 Shenandoah St, Wilmington, NC. Parking will likely be tight so carpool if possible. Also, BRING A DIRNKING VESSEL TO HIDE YOUR BEVERAGES WHILE IN THE PARK. […]

Cape Fear Trail # 432 When: Saturday, April 1, 2023 at 2:00 pm. That’s 1400 for you military types. Who – Hares: SpongeBath SquarePants and Kitty Kitty Bang Bang Where: 159 Harrison Creek RD, Hampstead/Rocky Point. No dogs allowed due to resident dog. Google Map Notes: April Fools Day! What does that mean for trail? Your guess is as […]

Cape Fear Trail # 431 – AGM When: Saturday, March 18, 2023 at 2:00 pm. That’s 1400 for you military types. Who – Hares: Photo Spread Where: Founder’s Park, Leland, NC. Park near the Senior Center under/near the large oak tree. Google Map Notes: Say goodbye to the old MisManagement and hello to the new MisManagement with a shiggy […]

Cape Fear Trail # 430 When: Saturday, March 4, 2023 at 2:00 pm. That’s 1400 for you military types. Who – Hares: Bye Force 1 (a.k.a. Bye Fellatio and Bear Force One) Where: The Bye Force Residence, 817 Holbrooke Ave, Wilmington, NC 28412. Extra parking, should it be needed, is next door in the strip mall. Google Map Notes: […]

Cape Fear Trail # 429 When: Saturday, February 18, 2023 at 2:00 pm. That’s 1400 for you military types. Who – Hares: Hilfrigger Where: Greenfield Grind Skate Park, 1739 Burnett Blvd, Wilmington, NC. Look for hashers in the parking lot closest to the skate park at Greenfield Lake. Google Map Notes: It’s Carnival season & CFH3 is celebrating Mardi […]

Cape Fear Trail # 428 When: Saturday, February 4, 2023 at 2:00 pm. That’s 1400 for you military types. Who – Hares: TOT and Charlie’s Anal Where: Bicentennial Park 206 N 5th Ave, Wilmington, NC. Free on-street parking on 200 block of 5th and 6th streets. Google Map Notes: ONESIE TRAIL 🦊🦝🐺🐵🦁🦄🐮🦒🐔🦜🐉 It’s going to be cold. The hares […]