Cape Fear Trail # 446 When: Saturday, September 16, 2023 at 2:00 pm. That’s 1400 for you military types. Who – Hares: ToT and Dickphasia Where: Dram Tree Park, 602 Surry St, Wilmington, NC. Google Map Notes: Yarr, mateys! It be time to hash like a pirate! Wear your scurviest piratical attire, bring $ and ID for trail, and […]

Cape Fear Trail # 445 – Kayak trail When: Saturday, September 2, 2023 at 1:00 pm. That’s 1300 for you military types. Who – Hares: Bear Force One, Titties on Tap/Taps on Titties, Photo Spread Where: Davis Creek Park boat launch, 574 Davis Creek Dr, Navassa, NC. We’ll drop trucks and/or kayak trailers at the end to bring you […]

Cape Fear Trail # 444 – Sloshball! When: Saturday, August 19, 2023 at 2:00 pm. That’s 1400 for you military types. Who – Hares: SpongeBath SquarePants and Kitty Kitty Bang Bang Where: 159 Harrison Creek Road, Hampstead. No Dogs Allowed! Google Map Notes: Sloshball!! a.k.a. Drunken Kickball! Bring your athletic ability or lack thereof, a drinking vessel, and a […]

Cape Fear Trail # 443 When: Saturday, August 5, 2023 at 4:00 pm. That’s 1600 for you military types. Who – Hares: Sexibitionist & Surf_my_crotch Where: 15395 US-17 Hampstead, NC 28443. And note the late start time!!!! Google Map Notes: Bring shiggy socks! Bring cash or card for on after! Bring a change of clothes for on after! Come […]

Cape Fear Trail # 442 – Saturday Social When: Saturday, July 29, 2023 at 2:00 pm. That’s 1400 for you military types. Who – Hares: Just Derek and Just Kevin Where: Blue Post Billiards, 15 S Water St., Wilmington, NC Google Map Notes: Bring your favorite form of payment and some dollars for Pool and Arcade Games! And beverages, […]

Cape Fear Trail # 441 When: Saturday, July 15, 2023 at 2:00 pm. That’s 1400 for you military types. Who – Hares: Don’t Bring Schaefer Up and I’m Her Bitch Where: Cape Fear Regional Soccer Park, 205 Sutton Stream Plant Rd Wilmington, NC Google Map Notes: Hello Hello from your favorite (probably?) hasher from across the state. I’ve decided […]

Cape Fear Trail # 440 When: Saturday, July 1, 2023 at 2:00 pm. That’s 1400 for you military types. Who – Hares: Abominable Blowman & Tinkle Tea Where: Flytrap Downs rugby field, 209 Lake Dr, Wilmington, NC Google Map Notes: Wear your best red, white and blue attire! Dog friendly trail! Bring loose throats for festive jello shots! Why: […]

Cape Fear Trail # 438 When: Saturday, June 17, 2023 at 2:00 pm. That’s 1400 for you military types. Who – Hares: My Boo Makes Me Poo Too and Ei-Ei-Oooh Where: Kings Grant Park, 5027 Lord Byron Rd, Wilmington, NC Google Map Notes: Cum out to get a taste of SoPi in your own backyard. Boo and Ei will […]

Cape Fear Trail # 437 When: Saturday, June 3, 2023 at 2:00 pm. That’s 1400 for you military types. Who – Hares: Bear Force 1 and Bye Fellatio Where: Rusty Nail, 1310 S 5th Ave #6260, Wilmington, NC 28401 Google Map Notes: Come out ready to show your PRIDE at Cape Fear’s charity pub crawl!!! Wear your rainbows and […]

Cape Fear Trail # 436 When: Saturday, May 20, 2023 at 2:00 pm. That’s 1400 for you military types. Who – Hares: TOT and The Snatch Where: Parking lot for a newly-constructed-not-yet-open community pool at 34.188084, -78.013910 in your favorite mapping software. It’s on Mallory Creek Drive in Leland near Paramount Point. Google Map Notes: Shiggy! Bugs! Maybe dirt! […]