Cape Fear Trail # 441 When: Saturday, July 15, 2023 at 2:00 pm. That’s 1400 for you military types. Who – Hares: Don’t Bring Schaefer Up and I’m Her Bitch Where: Cape Fear Regional Soccer Park, 205 Sutton Stream Plant Rd Wilmington, NC Google Map Notes: Hello Hello from your favorite (probably?) hasher from across the state. I’ve decided […]

Cape Fear Trail # 440 When: Saturday, July 1, 2023 at 2:00 pm. That’s 1400 for you military types. Who – Hares: Abominable Blowman & Tinkle Tea Where: Flytrap Downs rugby field, 209 Lake Dr, Wilmington, NC Google Map Notes: Wear your best red, white and blue attire! Dog friendly trail! Bring loose throats for festive jello shots! Why: […]

Cape Fear Trail # 438 When: Saturday, June 17, 2023 at 2:00 pm. That’s 1400 for you military types. Who – Hares: My Boo Makes Me Poo Too and Ei-Ei-Oooh Where: Kings Grant Park, 5027 Lord Byron Rd, Wilmington, NC Google Map Notes: Cum out to get a taste of SoPi in your own backyard. Boo and Ei will […]

Cape Fear Trail # 437 When: Saturday, June 3, 2023 at 2:00 pm. That’s 1400 for you military types. Who – Hares: Bear Force 1 and Bye Fellatio Where: Rusty Nail, 1310 S 5th Ave #6260, Wilmington, NC 28401 Google Map Notes: Come out ready to show your PRIDE at Cape Fear’s charity pub crawl!!! Wear your rainbows and […]

Cape Fear Trail # 436 When: Saturday, May 20, 2023 at 2:00 pm. That’s 1400 for you military types. Who – Hares: TOT and The Snatch Where: Parking lot for a newly-constructed-not-yet-open community pool at 34.188084, -78.013910 in your favorite mapping software. It’s on Mallory Creek Drive in Leland near Paramount Point. Google Map Notes: Shiggy! Bugs! Maybe dirt! […]

Cape Fear Trail # 435 When: Saturday, May 6, 2023 at 2:00 pm. That’s 1400 for you military types. Who – Hares: Photo Spread Where: Former Sun Trust/Truist bank building at 5201 S. College Rd, Wilmington. Park towards the back on the side closest to Novant Health. Google Map Notes: No one volunteered to hare, so you get Another […]

Cape Fear Trail # 434 – 5th Saturday Social When: Saturday, April 29, 2023 at 2:00 pm. That’s 1400 for you military types. Who – Hares: Cape Fear Roller Derby Where: YMCA Ogden Activity Center, 7207 Ogden Business Lane, Wilmington, NC Google Map Notes: https://cfrdwilmywoodstock.brownpapertickets.com/ for advance tickets. https://www.facebook.com/events/6353732017972563 for more info Doors Open at 2pmMixer team one warm-up […]

Cape Fear Trail # 433 When: Saturday, April 15, 2023 at 2:00 pm. That’s 1400 for you military types. Who – Hares: Charlie’s Anal HMR and Dick Flick Where: Smith Creek Park, 633 Shenandoah St, Wilmington, NC. Parking will likely be tight so carpool if possible. Also, BRING A DIRNKING VESSEL TO HIDE YOUR BEVERAGES WHILE IN THE PARK. […]

Cape Fear Trail # 432 When: Saturday, April 1, 2023 at 2:00 pm. That’s 1400 for you military types. Who – Hares: SpongeBath SquarePants and Kitty Kitty Bang Bang Where: 159 Harrison Creek RD, Hampstead/Rocky Point. No dogs allowed due to resident dog. Google Map Notes: April Fools Day! What does that mean for trail? Your guess is as […]

Cape Fear Trail # 431 – AGM When: Saturday, March 18, 2023 at 2:00 pm. That’s 1400 for you military types. Who – Hares: Photo Spread Where: Founder’s Park, Leland, NC. Park near the Senior Center under/near the large oak tree. Google Map Notes: Say goodbye to the old MisManagement and hello to the new MisManagement with a shiggy […]