Cape Fear Trail # 402 – Green-Shamrock-Dress R*n When: Saturday, March 5, 2022 at 2:00 pm. That’s 1400 for you military types. Who – Hares: Photo Spread Where: Greenfield Lake Skate Park, 1739 Burnett Blvd, Wilmington, NC 28401. Look for green-clad hashers in the parking lot. Google Map Notes: Green dress and/or Shamrocks… it’s time to prepare your liver […]

Cape Fear Trail # 401 – Black Dress When: Saturday, February 19, 2022 at 2:00 pm. That’s 1400 for you military types. Who – Hares: TOT Where: Bicentennial Park, 206 N 5th Ave, Wilmington, NC. Free on-street parking, and look for hashers in the park! Google Map Notes: Black dress – hit up that thrift store for a sexy-funny-wild-slutty-awesome […]

Cape Fear Trail # 400 When: Saturday, February 5, 2022 at 2:00 pm. That’s 1400 for you military types. Who – Hares: MisManangement Where: Back parking lot next to Staples, down by the retention pond. 5521 (or 5613) Carolina Beach Rd, Wilmington, NC will get you close. Google Map Notes: Cape Fear H3 has made it to 400 trails […]

Cape Fear Trail # 399 – 5th Saturday social! When: Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 2:00 pm. That’s 1400 for you military types. Who – Hares: Three Gays Grace Where: Catawba Brewing Company, 4712 New Centre Dr, Wilmington, NC. Dog friendly patio and outdoor pergola. Plenty of parking. Located right across the street from the Target store. Google Map […]

Cape Fear Trail # 398 – now with hot tubs! When: Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 2:00 pm. That’s 1400 for you military types. Who – Hares: Bye Fellatio Where: Casa de ByeForce, 817 Holbrooke Ave, Wilmington, NC 28412. Park in the driveway, on the curb, or at the shopping center next door. Google Map Notes: Shiggy level medium-low. […]

Cape Fear Trail # 397 – New Year’s Day When: Saturday, January 1, 2022 at 2:00 pm. That’s 1400 for you military types. Who – Hares: Photo Spread Where: Parking lot behind Island Appliance – use “5958 Carolina Beach Rd, Wilmington, NC 28412” to get close enough to smell the beer. Google Map Notes: New year, new shiggy! Doggos […]

Cape Fear Trail # 396 – Holiday Lights Stroll! When: Saturday, December 18, 2021 at 5:30 pm. That’s 1730 for you military types. Who – Hares: Don’t Ask, Don’t Touch My Pussy(Foot) Where: Chateau de Foot, 7620 Champlain Drive, 28412. Park in the front yard or in the driveway. Carpooling recommended. Google Map Notes: LATE START! 5:30pm! Bring a […]

Cape Fear Trail # 395 – 12 Down-Downs! When: Saturday, December 4, 2021 at 2:00 pm. That’s 1400 for you military types. Who – Hares: SpongeBath SquarePants & Kitty Kitty Bang Bang Where: Spongy and Kitty’s house. 159 Harrison Creek Rd, Rocky Point (Hampstead), NC Google Map Notes: 12 Down Downs. A leisurely trail that includes 12 delicious down-down […]

Cape Fear Trail # 394 – Toys for Tots (and/or TOT) When: Saturday, November 20, 2021 at 2:00 pm. That’s 1400 for you military types. Who – Hares: Three Gays Grace Where: Gravel Parking Lot on right side of Marina Village at River Lights (use 109 Village Green Drive, 28412 to GPS yourself there, then look for hashers) Google […]

Cape Fear Trail # 393 – National Play Outside Day When: Saturday, November 6, 2021 at 2:00 pm. That’s 1400 for you military types. Who – Hares: DondeEstasHermano and Screwnicorn Where: Casa de Hermano; 133 Driftwood Ct, Wrightsville Beach, NC 28480. Carpooling appreciated as parking always an issue at the beach. We’ll make it work no matter how many, […]