When:

Saturday, November 7th at 2:00 p.m.

Where:

Oslen Park

Specifically, at this mysterious set of coordinates
34.2978293, -77.8648576

Who – Hares:

Spongy

Dog Friendly?

Yurp!

Notes:

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to get fucked up in public, and crawl through some bushes with a bowie knife in your mouth or something. Let’s go full urban guerilla warfare on this one. First Blood! Red Dawn! Wolverinnnneees! Remember in Rambo 4 or 5 when he shot a tree with a pistol and it straight up exploded? Goddamn Reganomics man. Can’t have shit

Why:

Because hashing, and beer!

• To promote physical fitness among our members
• To get rid of weekend hangovers
• To acquire a good thirst and to satisfy it in beer
• To persuade the older members that they are not as old as they feel

What to Bring:

Ususal hash stuff. Shiggy socks; Cash & IDs; you know the drill

On-After:

Your house. Go home ;P