The REAL America’s 250th Birthday Bash!

Cape Fear H3 Trail # 524

When:

Saturday, July 4th at 2:00 p.m. That’s 1400 for you military types.

Where:


Bear & Bye’s House

148 Whipporwill Lane, Wilmington, NC, 28409

Who – Hares:

Bear Force, Bye Fellatio, Pepe Le Poo

Dog Friendly?

No!

Notes:

The year of America’s 250th birthday should be something everyone can celebrate, but unfortunately, we live in hell, and the party the fascists threw was cringe and bad. Let’s fix that! Come along with us on a bicentennial bash like no other! Let’s find the lost soul of the nation on the open road, and get fucked up and all that other fun stuff. For America!

On-after will be at Bear & Bye’s house, formerly Photo’s house, where we’ll be treated to the neighborhood firework-off! Burgers and dogs will be provided, but BYOB and snackies!

Why :

Because hashing, and beer!

  • To promote physical fitness among our members
  • To get rid of weekend hangovers
  • To acquire a good thirst and to satisfy it in beer
  • To persuade the older members that they are not as old as they feel

What to Bring:

Bikes. Duh

Bike-related gear: helments, pads, repair kits, those cell phone holder things… Figure it out! I’m not your mom!

SUN HATS

SUNSCREEN

WATER

BYOB for on-after!


On-After:

Bear & Bye’s House