What:
Cape Fear Trail # 363
When:
Saturday, November 28, 2020 at 2:00 pm. That’s 1400 for you military types.
Who – Hares:
Photo Spread and Pussyfoot
Where:
Blue Clay Bike Park, 3840 Juvenile Center Rd, Castle Hayne, NC. Park in the gravel lot as far away from the mountain bikers as possible.
Notes:
After putting your mouth all over those turkey legs and breasts, it’s time to r*n off the calories and make room for beer. Expect shiggy, trails, mountain bikers, and who knows what else since the hares may or may not scout in advance.
Why:
Because hashing… and beer!
- To promote physical fitness among our members
- To get rid of weekend hangovers
- To acquire a good thirst and to satisfy it in beer
- To persuade the older members that they are not as old as they feel
What to Bring:
$5 hash cash, a drinking vessel, virgins, change of clothes, boy toys, more virgins, whistle, dry shoes, spare liver, towel, hand sanitizer, money for hab, face covering, etc.
On-After:
Uncle Louie’s if you feel comfortable with their dining arrangements. Bring a face covering; new NC mandate says face coverings have to be worn indoors unless actively eating/drinking.