Trail #363: post-Turkey Day r*n

What:

Cape Fear Trail # 363

When:

Saturday, November 28, 2020 at 2:00 pm. That’s 1400 for you military types.

Who – Hares:

Photo Spread and Pussyfoot

Where:

Blue Clay Bike Park, 3840 Juvenile Center Rd, Castle Hayne, NC. Park in the gravel lot as far away from the mountain bikers as possible.

Google Map

Notes:

After putting your mouth all over those turkey legs and breasts, it’s time to r*n off the calories and make room for beer. Expect shiggy, trails, mountain bikers, and who knows what else since the hares may or may not scout in advance.

Why:

Because hashing… and beer!

  • To promote physical fitness among our members
  • To get rid of weekend hangovers
  • To acquire a good thirst and to satisfy it in beer
  • To persuade the older members that they are not as old as they feel

What to Bring: 

$5 hash cash, a drinking vessel, virgins, change of clothes, boy toys, more virgins, whistle, dry shoes, spare liver, towel, hand sanitizer, money for hab, face covering, etc.

On-After:

Uncle Louie’s if you feel comfortable with their dining arrangements. Bring a face covering; new NC mandate says face coverings have to be worn indoors unless actively eating/drinking.