Post-Thanksgiving Social!

Cape Fear Trail #506 When: Saturday, November 29th at 2:00 p.m. That’s 1400 for you military types. Where: Rally Point Bar & Arcade, 214 Walnut St, Wilmington, NC 28401 Who – Hares: Photo Spread Dog Friendly? No 😦 Notes: Social time – Come play arcade games, drink beverages, and hang out with people who aren’t your annoying relatives! No […]

Yes, there is a trail

Cape Fear Trail #505 When: Saturday, November 15th at 2:00 p.m. That’s 1400 for you military types. Where: North Regional Park 4000 Castle Hayne Rd, Castle Hayne Who – Hares: SpongeBath SquarePants Dog Friendly? Yes! Notes: It’s a trail. No one volunteered to hare, so Spongy is going to recycle an old trail for you wankers! Why : Because hashing, […]

Trail-o de Los Muertos

Cape Fear Trail #504 When: Saturday, November 1st at 2:00 p.m. That’s 1400 for you military types. Where: Wallace Park ~2200 Metts Ave near S 22nd St Who – Hares: Just Kelly & Captain Save a Ho Dog Friendly? Yes! Notes: Dia De Los Muertos (Day of the Dead) – Skeleton attire encouraged! Why : Because hashing, and beer! What […]

The Good News & Bad News Trail

Cape Fear Trail #503 When: Saturday, October 18th at 2:00 p.m. That’s 1400 for you military types. Where: Greenfield Park Parking (near the skate park) Google Maps Who – Hares: Whoever draws the Short Straw Dog Friendly? Maybe! Notes: The good news, our Hares are going to buy a new house! The bad news, they are closing in a […]

Two Hoes One Trail

Cape Fear Trail #501 When: Saturday, October 4th at 2:00 p.m. That’s 1400 for you military types. Where: Vacant lot near Washington St. & South Carolina Ave near Dram Tree Tavern Google Maps Who – Hares: Captain Save-a-Ho & Ho Re Mi Dog Friendly? Maybe! Notes: Are you hoes haring? Seriously? Right in front of my salad? Why : Because […]

Donde Memorial Trail

Trail 501 has been moved from September 20th to September 27th to celebrate Donde. You can register at Hash Rego on the link below. This will give us an idea of how many people to expect. The rego fee and hash cash will be donated to the rescue where Donde got Scarlett. More to come. […]

Trail #499 – Sloshball!

Cape Fear Trail # 499 When: Saturday, August 16, 2025 at 2:00 pm. That’s 1400 for you military types. Who – Hares: SpongeBath Squarepants & KittyKitty BangBang Where: 159 Harrison Creek Road, Hampstead Dog Friendly: Yes, but keep them out of the play area! Notes: All right kids, you know what time it is. That’s right. Sloshball o’clock. Come […]

Hilfathonza Kellyganza

Cape Fear Trail # 496 When: Saturday, July 19th, 2025 at 2:00 pm. That’s 1400 for you military types. Who – Hares: Hilfrigger & Just Kelly Where: Arrowhead Park – 720 Arnold Rd, Wilmington, NC 28412 Dog Friendly: Yes Notes: Hilf and Just Kelly! Why: Because hashing, and beer!! Other reasons: What to Bring: $5 hash cash, drinking […]

Happy Belated Birthday, ‘Merica!

Cape Fear Trail # 495 When: Saturday, July 5th, 2025 at 2:30 pm. That’s 1430 for you military types. Who – Hares: Vine & Queen Where: Knuckles’ house: 2116 Klein rd, Wilmington NC 28405 Dog Friendly: Yes Notes: Ahh, (the day after) Independence Day. 248 years. Wow. Sure, maybe things are awful right now, and getting worse every […]

2025 Pride Trail!

Cape Fear Trail # 494 When: Saturday, June 21st, 2025 at 2:00 pm. That’s 1400 for you military types. Who – Hares: Bear Force One Where: Park in the parking lot by the tennis courts @ Greenfield Park! (34.2149349, -77.9424764) Dog Friendly: Yes Notes: Guess what? It’s Pride Month! Which means it’s time for one big ol’ gay […]