Cape Fear Trail # 499

When:

Saturday, August 16, 2025 at 2:00 pm. That’s 1400 for you military types.

Who – Hares:

SpongeBath Squarepants & KittyKitty BangBang

Where:

159 Harrison Creek Road, Hampstead

Dog Friendly:

Yes, but keep them out of the play area!

Notes:

All right kids, you know what time it is. That’s right. Sloshball o’clock. Come out to Spongy & Kitty’s for a ball-bustin’, shit-eatin’, beer-drinkin’ good time, and impress us all with your feats of drunken athleticism. Remember, if there’s no blood, are you even trying?

Why:

Because hashing… and beer!

• To promote physical fitness among our members
• To get rid of weekend hangovers
• To acquire a good thirst and to satisfy it in beer
• To persuade the older members that they are not as old as they feel

What to Bring:

$5 hash cash, coozies, virgins, cut-off shorts, slutty crop-tops, sunscreen, winning attitudes, game faces, competitive spirit, anabolic steroids. Y’know. Sporty things.

On-After:

Chateau Sponge-Bang