Cape Fear Trail # 342 – BASH
Saturday, July 4, 2020 at 11:30 am. That’s 1130 for you military types.
Who – Hares:
BearForce, Tot, ByeFellatio
Anne McCrary Park, 4000 Randall Parkway, Wilmington.
It’s a BASH! Bring your bike or other varied terrain hasher-powered vehicle, a mask, sunblock, and your preferred method of birth control! Note the early start. Reminder: Limited to 25 Paid Hashers, and everyone needs to respect social distancing (consent is key!).
Because hashing… and beer!
- To promote physical fitness among our members
- To get rid of weekend hangovers
- To acquire a good thirst and to satisfy it in beer
- To persuade the older members that they are not as old as they feel
What to Bring:
$5 hash cash, a bicycle/unicycle/tricycle, social distancing and a face covering, sunscreen, your own drinking vessel, change of clothes, sunscreen, bike helmet, whistle, patriotic bike decorations, boy toys, virgins, etc.
Wherever you want to go watch redneck tourists shooting off illegal fireworks for ‘Merica!!!