Next Trail

What:

Cape Fear Trail # 291

When:

Saturday, June 22, 2019 at 2:00 pm. That’s 1400 for you military types.

Who – Hares:

Don’t Ask, Don’t Touch My Pu$$y(Foot)

Where:

Chateau de Foot, 7620 Champlain Drive, 28412

Google Map

Notes:

The hare just turned a year older and is celebrating by torturing the pack! Then again, he’ll be older and hung over, so trail might be a walk around the block. Who knows?!?
You can park in the front yard but pull in so you’re facing the house. No parallel parking, please.

Why:

Because hashing… and beer!

  • To promote physical fitness among our members
  • To get rid of weekend hangovers
  • To acquire a good thirst and to satisfy it in beer
  • To persuade the older members that they are not as old as they feel

What to Bring: 

$5 hash cash, coozie, shiggy socks, virgins, drinking vessel, whistle, change of clothes, sense of humor, hangover cure, boobs, towel, more virgins, etc.

On-After:

Slainte Monkey Junction (rumor is that a green jacket will be presented)

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