Next Trail

What:

Cape Fear Trail # 247 -Mock Irish Trail!

When: 

Saturday, August 18 at 2:00 pm. That’s 1400 for you military types.

Who – Hares:

ShitBeard

Where:

Dram Tree Park, W Castle St, Wilmington, NC 28401

Why:

Because hashing… and beer! This is not Irish themed, but an imitation of the trails the hare ran while in Ireland. This trail will be r*cist; if you don’t plan on at least jogging then stay at home because no one wants to hear you bitch. Shiggy level low.

  • To promote physical fitness among our members
  • To get rid of weekend hangovers
  • To acquire a good thirst and to satisfy it in beer
  • To persuade the older members that they are not as old as they feel

What to Bring: 

$5 hash cash, drinking vessel, r*nning shoes, towel, insect repellent, virgins, change of clothes, sense of humor, sunscreen, boobs, more virgins, etc.

On-After:

Waterline Brewery (they have food trucks starting at 6pm)

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