Next Trail

What:

Cape Fear Trail # 299.5 – pre-Copperhead Beer Relay

When:

Saturday, August 24, 2019 at 2:00 pm. That’s 1400 for you military types.

Who – Hares:

Bear Force 1 and TOT

Where:

Somewhere past the traffic circle on Scotts Hill Medical Dr, 28411. We might have to last-minute move up the road because of hospital security. Try “1135 Pandolin Dr 28411”.

Google Map

Notes:

A bunch of hashers are being r*cists beer-drinkers at the Copperhead 20K Beer Relay at 5:30pm just up the road, so cum be an athletic supporter! Trail will be nice & easy so the r*cists can save their energy for later. Expect carb loading [sandwiches] on trail.

Why:

Because hashing… and beer!

  • To promote physical fitness among our members
  • To get rid of weekend hangovers
  • To acquire a good thirst and to satisfy it in beer
  • To persuade the older members that they are not as old as they feel

What to Bring: 

$5 hash cash, drinking vessel, sunscreen, coozie, change of clothes, sense of humor, boobs, picnic basket for the r*ce, camp chairs, cooler with your beverages for the on-after, $ for food trucks at the r*ce, insect repellent, water bottles, cheerleader accessories, etc.

On-After:

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