Next Trail

What:

Cape Fear Trail # 342 – BASH

When:

Saturday, July 4, 2020 at 11:30 am. That’s 1130 for you military types.

Who – Hares:

BearForce, Tot, ByeFellatio

Where:

Anne McCrary Park, 4000 Randall Parkway, Wilmington.

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Notes:

It’s a BASH! Bring your bike or other varied terrain hasher-powered vehicle, a mask, sunblock, and your preferred method of birth control! Note the early start. Reminder: Limited to 25 Paid Hashers, and everyone needs to respect social distancing (consent is key!).

Why:

Because hashing… and beer!

  • To promote physical fitness among our members
  • To get rid of weekend hangovers
  • To acquire a good thirst and to satisfy it in beer
  • To persuade the older members that they are not as old as they feel

What to Bring: 

$5 hash cash, a bicycle/unicycle/tricycle, social distancing and a face covering, sunscreen, your own drinking vessel, change of clothes, sunscreen, bike helmet, whistle, patriotic bike decorations, boy toys, virgins, etc.

On-After:

Wherever you want to go watch redneck tourists shooting off illegal fireworks for ‘Merica!!!